What America Needs
Oh, thank God.
I know so many young children who have chubby, not-yet-grown-and-formed bodies that should read this. I see them running around parks, full of laughter, and think, “UGH, look at how their chubby little arms flob around!”
This book will finally dumb it down for them and let them know that they should be more aware of their body shape and how it is simply too round in today’s society. These kids should have a workout regiment and understand that their Halloween trick-or-treat candy causes unattractive weight gain.
While parents should be taking care that their fat little offspring eat their peas and carrots and understand the importance of vegetable and fruit servings, it is so much simpler to just have the kid read this book. It has pictures!
Besides, young children should be totally aware of their physical appearance at all times and whether or not society would view them as attractive because of it. Start them young! That way, as an anorexic college student with poor self-image, they will have years of experience compared to those who start college and can’t quite get the hang of overcoming hunger pangs by sucking ice cubes.
God bless America! We are certainly on the right track. Buy the book here! Or just leave a review!
