My mother has denied ALL of my suggestions for the wording on my wedding invitations. Quite frankly, I think she is being a little too mother-of-the-bride, if you catch my drift.
What do you guys think?
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Rafael and Brandi Are Getting Hitched!
Join us February 20th, 2010 at 6:30pm and watch them make out in front of a priest. It will be totally awesome.
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SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY!
WITNESS RAFAEL “CHUBACABRA” AND BRANDI “THE CRUSHER” PLEDGE THEIR LIVES TO EACH OTHER at 6:30PM on FEBRUARY 20th, 2010.
KIDS SEATS ARE STILL HALF PRICE! FIRST 10 PEOPLE TO RSVP GET A FREE TSHIRT SIGNED BY THE COUPLE!
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Rafael and Brandi formally invite you to get dressed fancy, watch them get married, and then play beer pong and get drunk.
Everything goes down on February 20th, 2010 at 6:30PM.
You should probably get a cab.
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Rafael asked Brandi to marry him! After she quit laughing, they got around the planning a wedding.
Brandi is now hyperventilating about the cost. But don’t worry, the party should still be fun.
Join us February 20th at 6:30pm.
(P.S. Bring cash gifts)
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Full Open bar.
February 20th, 6:30pm.
[picture of a dinosaur eating a unicorn]
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Rafael and Brandi are totally going to have sex.
But witness them get married beforehand.
February 20th at 6:30pm.
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Rafael and Brandi request the honor of your presence at their marriage on Saturday, the twentieth day of February.
Unless you are British or Canadian, in which case, they request the “honour” of your presence.
